Alright, let's get the math out of the way first: do you know how EXPENSIVE it is to hire a babysitter these days? It's not like those nice 80's movies where you can get the neighbor girl Tina to look after Little Billy for 4 hours, at the end of which you pay her $10 and hope her boyfriend Troy was at football practice all afternoon. No, today's babysitters are sleek, efficient, expensive individuals with Linked In profiles who accept credit card payments via their website.
Just how bad is it? According to a recent Yahoo article, you can expect to pay somewhere between $13 (the average) and $16 (in San Francisco) per hour for a babysitter. That doesn't count tips, annual raises or the obligatory background check (seriously, don't cheap out on the background check). So that's $13 per hour. You're going out to dinner as well? Tack on another $50. Catching a movie after? Shell out another $40. Popcorn and snacks? Listen to the sad wailing of another $15 leaving your wallet. Oh, and you decided to watch the most recent 3 hour 7th part of your favorite trilogy? That's at least 5 hours of solid babysitting time, which brings our total to a whopping $170 plus tip. WHO CAN AFFORD TO PAY THAT??